God Question Sessions

They often hold Q&As in major cities, where people are rightfully pissed that their lives suck, and the Axolotl Gods try to console them, and usually do actually take feedback and act on it best they can.

Here is a snippet of a transcript of the Q&A following The Kerfuffle of The Milk Flavors:

Lucy: Ok ok we get it Goldy and Wildy fucked up bu-

The People: *Angry and sad chanting* 70 MILLION, 70 MILLION, 70 MILLION, 70 MILLION, 70 MILLION, 70 MILLION, 70 MILLION, ...

Lucy: Everyone Everyone settle down let them speak!

Wildy: Wait that's the estimated death toll? Holy shit we are so sorry.

Goldy: Damn we fucked up hard.

The People: *Settling down*

Sam: My hometown was blown up by a piece of plasma!

Goldy: My bad sorry.

Bluie: As payment, Wildie and Goldy are being banished to the Frozen wastes for one Moonslice.

The People: *Mild applause*

Bluie: Also we are creating a new commemorative animal, a cute new fuzzy boi.

The People: *Happy chanting* FUZZY BOI, FUZZY BOI, FUZZY BOI, FUZZY BOI, ...